I’m so happy! After all this time, all of those emails requesting my name and bank details so that I could be ‘benefacted’ several million dollars, or because I had won the Euro-Online-Special-Puppies and Kittens-Lottery, or because I helped someone all those years ago (whos name I just can’t quite place…) – But they were all Scams! Did you know that? Bunch of scammers! All that money….gone…*sob*
But it’s OK now! I just got an email which will rectify all past scams! It is from the “Nigerian Security Department” More importantly than that, the opening to the email reads:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA/
NIGERIAN SECURITY DEPARTMENT
FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA.
Can you get any more official than that? No way can that be faked.
It goes on to say:
“Attention Beneficiary,
This to acknowledge you that your contact information was found among the list of foreigner that have been scammed by Nigerian Fraudster. It might interest you to know that we have signed an agreement with your COUNTRY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT during our first meeting last month with our PRESIDENT Commander In-Chief Federal Republic of Nigeria,ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR’ADUA and the AUTHORITIES to fight against this and to return all contract funds that has been stolen and people who has been scammed too.”
Finally, someone in Nigeria is doing something to combat these evil scammers. It must be legit, otherwise how could they know that I was scammed? Well, they have convinced me.
now where are my bank details?….